You need a swimsuit…
like a chicken needs suspenders
like an eagle needs a parachute
like a maple needs a hat
like an elephant needs shoes
like a dolphin needs a swimsuit
like a filing cabinet needs an apple pie!
You need a swimsuit…
like the sand needs an hourglass,
like the waves need a bathtub,
like the sun needs a lightbulb.
Swim free, live free, live nude!
Ain't it the truth?!The only way to truly enjoy swimming is nude.
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Seems like a no-brainer, right? Swimsuits make the experience so much worse.
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