The angels arrived naked just like
they looked in the old paintings but
it was cold in the nave of West
Main Street Presbyterian on the
night of December 9, 1978 so
they borrowed some frocks from the
shepherd boys and found some fake
wings in a costume bag and then they
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Chapter 12 of The Nude Adventures of Doff de Chonez
Chapter XII IN WHICH IS CONCLUDED THE SECOND SALLY OF DOFF DE CHONEZ, TOGETHER WITH AN ACCOUNT OF ACTIONS TAKEN BY VARIOUS PERSONAGES TO PROMOTE NATURISM IN A MORE POSITIVE WAY At some point in late July—there is disagreement among historians and media specialists as to the precise date, but suffice to say that itContinue reading “Chapter 12 of The Nude Adventures of Doff de Chonez”
Chapter 9 of The Nude Adventure of Doff de Chonez
Chapter IX WHEREIN ARE CHRONICLED THE ADVENTURES OF DOFF DE CHONEZ AND SAMMY PANZOV IN THE CITY BY THE BAY, ALONG WITH AN ACCOUNT OF THE CONSIDERABLE CONCERN OF THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY Jeff helped Minerva find some fruit, bread and cheese, while Doff contemplated waking up his sleeping companion. After a while, when SammyContinue reading “Chapter 9 of The Nude Adventure of Doff de Chonez”
Chapter 7 of The Nude Adventures of Doff de Chonez
Chapter VII IN WHICH IS RELATED THE ADVENTURE OF THE GARDEN OF OLIVES, TOGETHER WITH FURTHER NOTABLE OCCURRENCES In spite of his injuries – a skinned knee, a sore shoulder, and a bruised arm – our singular hero Doff de Chonez continued, undaunted, along the service road toward Modesto, with his associate Sammy Panzov atContinue reading “Chapter 7 of The Nude Adventures of Doff de Chonez”
Chapter 4 of The Nude Adventures of Doff de Chonez
Chapter IV WHEREIN IS RELATED THE MOST CURIOUS MANNER IN WHICH DOFF DE CHONEZ HAD HIMSELF DUBBED A NUDIST Having been a night owl for many years, playing videogames long past bedtime, until his game-playing habit was replaced by reading about naturism into the early morning hours, Doff de Chonez surprised himself upon awakening withContinue reading “Chapter 4 of The Nude Adventures of Doff de Chonez”
Chapter 2 of The Nude Adventures of Doff de Chonez
Chapter II WHICH TREATS OF THE FIRST SALLY OF THE INGENIOUS DOFF DE CHONEZ Once these preliminaries had been settled, Doff de Chonez decided to wait no longer before putting his project into effect, for he was afflicted by the thought of how much the world would suffer from his tardiness. Many were the misconceptionsContinue reading “Chapter 2 of The Nude Adventures of Doff de Chonez”
Naked Calaveras
The word calavera has many meanings, especially in Mexico during the temporada de muertos – the weeks leading up to El Día de los Muertos on November 2. One meaning of calavera is a kind of short satirical poem depicting the untimely demise of a well-known figure, poking fun – with a macabre humor –Continue reading “Naked Calaveras”
Bugs and Bares, part 8: To Less Cloth, and More Truth
Fifteen minutes later, Nate pulled up to the warehouse entry boom gate for the second time that day, and saw the same attendant who had been there earlier. Nate, however, had changed into his hotel grounds crew uniform. “ID, please,” said the attendant, shining his flashlight into the Jeep. Nate handed him hisContinue reading “Bugs and Bares, part 8: To Less Cloth, and More Truth”
Bugs and Bares, part 7: Chiggers!
Ten minutes later, a pair of customers walked into Lola’s just a few minutes before closing. There were just a few shoppers lined up at the cash register, and no one else around except the cashier. Nate and Dr. A began to peruse the merchandise, looking at nothing in particular. “Can you read the cashier’sContinue reading “Bugs and Bares, part 7: Chiggers!”
Bugs and Bares, part 6: Agent Orange
Lalo looked down at his toes, perhaps to hide a bit of a blush. Then he raised his head and began slowly. “I want to thank you, Miranda, for introducing me to naturism all those years ago.” “Well I don’t know why,” she began. “You were a spectacularly poor naturist, weren’t you?” “I imagine thatContinue reading “Bugs and Bares, part 6: Agent Orange”